Uh-oh, folks! We’ve got a situation here with some packages of diced onions causing a salmonella outbreak across 22 states. So far, 73 people have gotten sick from these little devils, and 15 of them even had to go to the hospital. It’s a bad deal, but the good news is that Gills Onions is on the ball and has already issued a recall to get these contaminated onions off the shelves. Now it’s up to the federal regulators to investigate and figure out how this happened in the first place. Let’s hope they squash this issue like we squish bugs at a picnic! In the meantime, let’s all be cautious and avoid any packaged onions until everything is cleared up. Stay safe and keep those taste buds craving for something else!